avengers fanfiction peter never have i ever

You foreseeing a lot of fighting in the future, then? Clint says and raises an eyebrow at him. Wait. He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. There's nothing bad or wrong about it, Steve, Bruce says, ever the reasonable parent of them (when he's not giant and green, that is). Whaddya say?, Bruce hums in agreement. It's a little cute and a lot sad, and Clint sighs when he realizes that he's going to accept Tony's invitation. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover fanfic | FanFiction. Plus, you'd probably unconsciously stab me to death or something., A warm huff of breath against his neck. Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. Clint stops sleeping in his own bed, for the most part. Pep-perrr. And he fumbles his phone out of his pockets to squint at the screen. Clint isn't exactly the once-a-year kind of guy himself, but he's pretty sure that Tony's number counts double of his own. Respect, they said in unison, toasting each other. "Everyone has a hand, so five fingers, and after those, you have to take a shot for every time you have ever done the mentioned thing. Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. 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He rolls his bottle slowly between his fingers. "Hell yeah. Although, a small and mean voice in his head points out, Tony's bedded half the team already, and neither Bruce nor Thor seem to have any trouble hanging out with him. Nalinis words wont get out of Devis head so Ben gives her something else to think about. You really were serious when you labeled Clint an affectionate drunk, weren't you? Bruce says to Natasha, and Clint giggles. Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues. Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. I could send you some info about demisexuality? Bruce asks gently, his hand still lingering on Steve's shoulder. Not that fond of the taste, to be fair, but it'll do nicely. Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. All I have now is the next two weeks of community service and all that. Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? You have my permission to 'cuddle' me whenever you so please, Captain.. What a stupid one! ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. Nah, stay here. It doesn't even bother him much, now that he's back home and out of Medical. Really? Steve says, barely winded, kicking Natasha in the stomach, but she twists enough that it barely grazes her. #brucebanner I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. What? Also, English isn't my native language, so if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes, please comment! Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. I'll be updating Solangelo At Hogwarts before the end of today, hopefully close after this is up unless the art isn't attached. #hulk Clint kind of wants to hug the guy. #spideypool I am wounded that you would think something that awful of me, Agent Romanoff. I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. He's also not going to reflect on where Tony has learned about shipping. We are, aren't we?. It's a skill. Go, all of us. Clint and I aren't, and have never been, in a romantic relationship.. When Natasha helps him upright, he can see her swaying, and grins. Thor Odinson A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. Everyone stared at Peter for a solid five seconds. #spiderson I should never have agreed to play never have I even, especially with my 'family'. And they were all wrong. Which is, of course, why Tony has waited to tell Clint and Natasha until it's too late to stop it. yes let's do THAT" respectively. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. Cindy offered to begin, but Michelle interrupted, setting up some rules first. He's toppy as hell, no matter if he's giving or receiving, but he's adamant that Clint get as many orgasms as himself, and he's really good with some of the triggers Clint has. I'm really sorry, Clint says, and promptly squirms back under the covers when he remembers that he's still naked. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. What if they asked about being robbed? Possibly from Clint. Never have I ever gone to a sex club, Clint said blandly. Danny, Luke, Ava, Nova, Aunt Nat, Mom, Dad, Uncle Clint, Uncle Thor, Uncle Sam, Uncle Rohdey, Uncle Bucky, Uncle Steve, Uncle Bruce, Uncle Loki, Wanda, Vision, Scott, T'challa, Shuri, and Aunt May. Clint doesn't avoid Tony. This is my room.. Thanks, he says again. Which is pretty often. So does Steve, to their slight surprise. Alone. Never have I ever had sex with a dude. They were ready to get WASTED, with Vision on hand to make sure no one got alcohol poisoning. What the hell Pete?! It's just bad form. Tony's voice is scratchy from alcohol and sleep, and pre-caffeine muddled, but definitely awake. Site code originally based on Storyline IO Designs 2002. She also knows that Clint maybe, possibly, might have this thing where if he doesn't get cuddled he'll feel rejected and go from happy drunk to wistful drunk. The silence prompts Clint to pry open his eyes. Damn, I was so sure, Tony says and taps his finger against his chin. Ned just skidded over to peter, even though he sat next to him, and before Peter could react to small headache that was his spider-sense, pulled up his sleeve. JARVIS won't be there to pick you up if you start choking on your own vomit.. Is it that Toby kid from your Biology class?" I've been good! They didn't mind sharing, Natasha was just glad she was in a position to shove her friend onto the ground at any moment. I dunno, man. For some reason a few members had brought alcohol, and now they were all sitting in Flash' and Abe's shared hotel room, drinking shots with the plastic cups from the bathrooms. One thing was clear. It's my bed. Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. A small, annoying part of him wonders if Tony's actually been personally acquainted with Captain America's dick and adds that if Clint wants to find out, this would be the perfect opportunity. Peter worries too much about his secrets, and Ned doesn't worry at all. 's been an awes'me night. He grimaces. Blanket excuse.. #natasharomanoff Tony makes a 'pssh' noise and pokes around in the fridge for one of his disgusting shakes. "Bullsh*t!" #iorndad Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. Nope, not telling. Fare thee well, good Banner, Thor slurs, whose Asgardian-ness is even more pronounced now that he's drunk. Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. But he was also spider-man, and he just couldn't help but think of the possible things he could reveal. Only Peter managed to hear Bruce's quiet and defeated "God dammit" and didn't bother explaining why he was sniggering. So why can't he get Eleanor's words from the winter dance out of his head? The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom Relationship: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Characters: Clint Barton Tony Stark Steve Rogers Bruce Banner Thor (Marvel) Natasha Romanov Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack Never Have I Ever Kissing Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: Part 1 of Play a Game Next Work Stats: Published: 2014-05-22 Words: Tony and Clint fall over laughing, and even Natasha snorts, but it's a fond sound. So I miss the sex.. Oh, he says. They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). "Never have I ever been electrocuted," Danny says and everyone but Aunt May, T'challa, and he take a drink. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". Tony and Clint were the only ones to drink. Good night, everyone.. Yes? Are you hammered, Stark?. Are you still mad about the thing?. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. Nat smirked. As expected, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Sam and Tony drank, but yet again Peter surprised them all by downing his glass. No! Then again, Tony is equipped with a curiosity almost as big as his ego, and although people like Thor love boasting about their life and their past battles, Clint knows it's killing Tony to know so little about Natasha and Clint's pasts. Make me? Tony tries, and sounds hopeful. We've been playing this for an hour and this is my first sex question. Tony points an accusing finger at his colleague. I absolutely recommend reading this one. Peter grumbled. Paxton Hall- Youshia wasn't used to being confused by girls. And why is it that the only boy she can talk to is her ex? And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. He lets it go. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. MJ remain the property of their respective owners. Nice. Well, there you go. Tony's fingers trace a scar on Clint's lower back; stray bullet, Prague. Yup, Clint says and squeezes Steve harder. Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. In case you wondered. He grimaces. "Who are you and how did you get past FRIDAY?" I'd like there to be not running, please. Wait, Clint says. But when Tony returns with his own VSOP in hand, he hands Clint a bottle of Jim Beam. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. which, to be fair, was a good point. Pietro Maximoff/ Quicksilver And strangest and probably best of all, no halting 'look, I think you should go back to your own room if you're just going to sleep'.

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